A PRESENT FOR LUPER!

luper if i could get you any gift in the world i think it would be a tie between the following 2 things. first of all i could get you a supermodel, one that didnt talk a whole lot and when she did speak it would be things like "what would you like for dinner" and "i think we should make love all night long" or maybe "i love that same guitar song, can you play 3 more hours of it?" these are what she would say, she could be eye candy and a arm decoration at the same time. luper i think you deserve this model, i shall call her Bianka your mail order bride. the other present i could get for you, would be that old stupid donkey that is in the field across from the italian garden. you could tie that donkey up in your yard and not only would it keep the grass down but when Bianka ever frustrated you, you could go outside and beat the crap out of the donkey* and it would just stand there and look at you. what more could a guy ask for. love ya man and happy birthday.

* i am not condoning curelty to animals this is simply a inside joke that me and luper have. so for all of you tree huggers out there, take a deep breath and breathe in the pot smoke or the patchuli or whatever it is you have and relax, no donkey is going to be injured in this present.

the bdt

Paris Hilton

So how about that new paris hilton tv ad for hardees or as luper likes to call it Carls Jr. dear lord she is hot, skanky but hot. i saw her in the new movie house of wax i didnt watch that movie for her i watched it for the other girl who played in the girl next door. however paris gets her just reward in the house of wax and everyone in the theater laughed when they saw it, even stacey who thinks she is the worst actress, model or whatever in the world. i am not saying she is a good actress or model or whatever and i know she is dumb as a bag of hammers but all im saying is that she is quite fine on the eyes.

Wedding Date and other ramblings

OK for all of you who have been wanting to know, me and stacey have come up with a wedding date that will benefit everyone. June 17th 2006 that is a little more than a year away, that date will benefit all of my teacher friends and family, and since the rest of my friends can pretty much get away whenever they want we decided on next june. so i better see each and everyone of you there, i will be calling you guys later to get your addresses and send you the invitations. my wedding is going to be off the chain, not some cheap imitation or some lame excuse for a wedding. THIS IS PALM BEACH BABY!! i am going to be competing against Donald Trump, we might even try to have ours in the same church, how cool would that be. ok on other notes i have now seen star wars 2 times and have plans for 2 more viewings and i absolutley love it, beaver is right when vader takes his first breath in that mask.....good lord i about came unglued. oh ashleigh, me and stacey want you to come down here this summer if you can, you really made a impression on her, give me a call if you want to come down for a little sun and sand. take care all....BUZZARD FREAKIN' BLUE!

bdt

STAR WARSSS!!!

REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! THE BEST ONE EVER! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! YOU ALL GOT TO SEE IT!!!

Classic Girls of the Week

Ok ladies since i started this contest and my good friend jamie D was the vice president, i think i shall start once a week and name a past girl of the week for old times sake! what do you think??

The Worst Movies Ever

Ok so i know a lot of you have seen some bad movies so lets see if we agree, i know ive seen more than this but this is all i can think of right now.

WORST MOVIES EVER:

Eyes Wide Shut
Vanilla Sky
Blair Witch Project 2
Magnolia
ANY MOVIE ON LIFETIME
The Ghosts of Mars.....Crowgey you know what im talkin about
The Other Sister
Nell
Contact
Phonebooth
The Village
Legally Blonde 2......i mean come on Queer dogs????
Cruel Intentions 2
The recent Godzilla remake
Sommersby

i know there is more and when i think of them i will be sure to post

A T-Shirt for the AGES!

http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=407

This link was forwarded to me by my brother, and let me just say, that all the guys on Wellons 3rd who i ran around with or the majority of the Buzzards will know all about this. This shirt will probably get you looks and stares from people who know whats going on the rest will look at you with complete ignorance. Laugh on!


the bdt

I AM ENGAGED

well everyone yes it is true, your B-rock, BDT, or Brockly whatever your name is for me, is engaged to the love of my life Stacey. we got engaged last night in Daytona beach on the beach at sunset. i re-created our first date down to the last detail but i did it in a way that she wouldnt realize it until it had already happened. she cried and cried and said yes like a thousand times, i tried to call everyone i had numbers for but i didnt have much luck contacting a lot of people. no we dont have a date yet but when we do i will post it on here. there is much more to tell but my phone has been ringing off the hook all day and night as well as staceys, so if you want more details call me or Ashleigh you can call me cause i know you are one of the best ways to get information around :-) i love you Ashleigh and Stacey said that she cant wait to have you come down here.

the bdt

Thursday.

yeah its thursday......i got nothin to say.

STAR WARS TICKETS

i got my star wars tickets!!!! YAYYYYY May 19th 8:20pm me and stacey will be experiencing the greatest movie of the summer! of course we will be in line at about 5:30 or 6 so if you want to call and chat feel free. Oh and for those of you who dont think that the traffic is too bad down here, check the recent survey of the worst traffic in the country, of course LA is number 1 but guess where west palm beach is?? Tied for 13th with Miami. i told you guys it was bad.

the bdt

THE KIDNAPPING OF BEAVER

i will never forget that fateful sunday when a ransom call was placed to my phone. the "voice" simply said "if you ever want to see your god again you will bring back our furniture".... i was shocked and confused because i had no idea what was going on, i was like "my god????? what are you talking about?" then ashleigh the voice evatt said "we have beaver and you wont get him back til we get our furniture brock tibbs!" click. well i immediately went to the dorm to get jamie dunning and luper and we got our walkie talkies and we had the presence of mind to take 2 cars just in case something was to happen to one of us. we had to go get our stolen comrade. well we had no sooner driven past the royston library when we see beaver running at a dead sprint in front of the subway with no shirt on! he screamed "dont stop the car keep going!" we just held the door open and he jumped into the car, cussing and in a fit of rage!. we eventually found out the reason for the kidnapping i.e. the little video we made when taylor and everyone hid all of the girls furniture in their attic and just left the video. and we finally got to see the picture of beaver duck taped to a chair flipping off the camera! that day will live forever! classic emmanuel.

the bdt

Disc Golf on the Quad!

From the top of Aaron steps, around the man-eater, through the columns of Jackson to Candices window in oh i think maybe 4 or 5 throws??? Quite possibly the greatest hole we ever created.

GET HIS PANTS ITS COLD OUT!

ok i know most of you will hear this sooner or later and beaver if you havent heard yet then you need to call nooft, because nooft had a Derwin pulled on him today. he was pulled out of the graduation line at practice because he is not going to graduate. something about him not passing his Dr. Black classes. now i know most of you know nooft or at least have heard the legend of nooft but i am really not suprised in the least by this turn of events. this being the same nooft who laid on the couch in my room for the ENTIRE semester watching seinfeld and that stupid comedian from comedy central that he had recorded one night at like 3 am (beaver knows who im talking about), wore a groove into the couch cushion NEVER went to a class and then wondered why he failed every class. i try to help him out the next semester then he breaks up with me, tells me i need to learn some mutual respect and starts dating Mason to which he has some kind of erotic dream about and we all witnessed it. so i sure am glad i didnt spend a lot of $$ for me and stacey to fly to EC to watch nooft graduate which was the original plan. so now i dont know what he is going to do. i mean its going to take this joker 8 years to get a 4 year pre-law degree. at this rate he will be retirement age before he gets out of law school. alas my best friend is destined to remain a full time student for the rest of his days.

And today was my first day of work and all i can say is that "i got this job, no problem" i am not going to have any problem at all. the hardest thing is going to be me learning how to use the sound board. big hairy deal.

and 1 more thing

there have been a lot of emails going around showing some funny ghetto stuff but i found the original site. you MUST read these articles they are hilarious, im guessing Beaver will get the most out of these 2 articles

http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/ghetto_prom_2003/

http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/ghetto_wedding/

OH YEAH DAWG!

the bdt

I GOT A JOB!

well folks i am back to the world of the gainfully employed!!! YAYYYY after my brief stint in the world of liberals and unemployment lines and faxing resumes to everyplace under the sun i am glad to say i am back baby! i am working at Trinity Chuch International in their media dept. its going to be a whole lot like Emmanuel. im excited and ready to start, now my engagement to stacey is not too far off. i would like to thank everyone who has helped me with my link problem i will try to get it fixed soon i think i know what the deal is.

i want to know if everyone else is tired of seeing the pope on EVERY MAGAZINE COVER IN THE GROCERY STORE!! he is on every one except cosmo. isnt it enough already. im like we know he was good and he did a lot but he is dead now you have a new pople one who looks like mickey mouse, put him in the pope mobile and let him drive all around rome. enough is enough.

and while i am at it, what is it with all of these people trying to fix their cars like they are on the fast and the furious. its all over down here, yesterday i saw a woman in a old dodge neon with that thing on the tail pipe that makes it sound like a race car and spinner rims ON A NEON!! you have got to be kidding me, and just today i saw a old ford escort with about 9 mexicans in it and spinner rims on it. what is going on, am i out of the loop here or what? maybe im just not ghetto enough. oh well i guess til next time, all my peeps keep it real

the bdt

DAY 2 of the BLOG

WOW! i am shocked at the amount of comments to my original blog post. i was thinking 1 maybe 2 people but there were 9 of you. im so loved! ok so you all want to know whats going on with your Brock. ok, well first of all for all of you that have been to west palm either with singers or with someone else, its totally different. the traffic and crime down here is pure hell, if i could move back tomorrow i would. however me and stacey have decided to stick it out for about a year or so once we are married but never fear i will be back in the south sooner or later. and no florida does not count as the south, as far as im concerned the south stops at the georgia florida line. west palm beach is just s subburb of new york city and boca is just a subburb of israel, oh and i heard on the news the other day that there are more jews in south florida than in all of israel, thats amazing. i had a video job when i moved down here but i was having to drive almost 2 hours 1 way just to get to the office so i said the heck with that and i quit, and i have been looking for a full time job ever since, but im not too worried i know ill find one, here is another traffic example, stacey lives 6 miles from her firm, and it takes her sometimes 40 min to get to work. if she took interstate it would take over a hour. its that bad down here. but thats enough about me, how are you guys, it was like a shot in the arm for me when i saw all of you guys at jamie and jessicas wedding, it was like we had never been apart. stacey loves you all especially you ashleigh she says you are adorable and so funny. and she wants to move up there so we can all be together so i know 1 day ill be back. so how many of you are watching either 24, lost, alias, or desperate housewives??? I KNOW I AM WOOOO HOOOOO i love those shows, feel free to tell me what you think. and as far as movies go you have to see sahara its a good clean movie with no cussing for those of you who dont like to hear those naughty words. ok well i am going to wrap this up otherwise i will just keep going and going, OH i need help with my blog i cant make any links to you guys and i dont know why can anyone help me???? PLEASE!!! luper i think its cause i am on this crappy windows machine instead of the far and vastly superior Macintosh. love you guys!

BDT

MY FIRST BLOG!

ok i dont know who all is going to see this, hopefully a lot of people i know, but i have joined the world and now have a blog. i was talking to beaver on saturday and we decided to get in on this and go for it cause we have a lot of stuff to say and a lot of people need to hear what we have to say. so this is it. for those of you who havent heard from me in a while i am no longer working at EMMANUEL, :-( i decided that if i wanted to pursue my relationship with Stacey (my girlfriend) that i would need to move to be with her. so i moved. i now reside in the largest traffic jam in the world West Palm Beach. if any of my friends are reading this and you want to come stay with me for a cheap vacation just let me know. Stacey and I are still together and i am planning on getting engaged this month and i will post the action on here. i have to go but i will post more later!!

BDT