GET HIS PANTS ITS COLD OUT!

ok i know most of you will hear this sooner or later and beaver if you havent heard yet then you need to call nooft, because nooft had a Derwin pulled on him today. he was pulled out of the graduation line at practice because he is not going to graduate. something about him not passing his Dr. Black classes. now i know most of you know nooft or at least have heard the legend of nooft but i am really not suprised in the least by this turn of events. this being the same nooft who laid on the couch in my room for the ENTIRE semester watching seinfeld and that stupid comedian from comedy central that he had recorded one night at like 3 am (beaver knows who im talking about), wore a groove into the couch cushion NEVER went to a class and then wondered why he failed every class. i try to help him out the next semester then he breaks up with me, tells me i need to learn some mutual respect and starts dating Mason to which he has some kind of erotic dream about and we all witnessed it. so i sure am glad i didnt spend a lot of $$ for me and stacey to fly to EC to watch nooft graduate which was the original plan. so now i dont know what he is going to do. i mean its going to take this joker 8 years to get a 4 year pre-law degree. at this rate he will be retirement age before he gets out of law school. alas my best friend is destined to remain a full time student for the rest of his days.

And today was my first day of work and all i can say is that "i got this job, no problem" i am not going to have any problem at all. the hardest thing is going to be me learning how to use the sound board. big hairy deal.