The State of the Brock Address

My fellow friends and Americans..... This is the first ever state of the Brock address to inform you of what has been going on. First of all the union of Brock and Stacey is progressing well and according to plan, we are totally looking forward to seeing all of you and we will be sending out invitations very VERY soon so make sure one of us has your address if you want one. We will be registering for gifts soon too so save your $$ cause we want good gifts!! Second, me and stacey will be traveling to the dark continent (africa) at the end of this month, we are going on a safari in Nairobi then stacey is off to London to see one of her friends while i stay in Africa with her father to finish out a mission trip and we will be back Feb 15th. as i sit here i promise i will get updates to see how well the all powerful and all influencing "one campaign" is doing i would almost guarantee its doing crap but i will ask around to some "locals" to see if they are getting the aid they deserve. My college football team is trying to ward off utter chaos amid a media barrage against it. NFL games are pretty intersting this time around. Stacey and I are on the South Beach Diet and it is going very well. Gotta get into shape for the wedding. Both of our jobs keep us very busy but we are managing. I heard a lady on the radio yesterday say that "because Martin Luther King Jr. died African Americans have what they have", im not real sure i understand that statement but thats a direct quote. maybe she doesnt think he could have done more if he was alive....who knows. I have a new group of students in my Multimedia class now and it will take me forever to remember their names. my dear friend Ben came down for one last hurrah before he moves back north and we had a BLAST! friends of rap music get ready because we have created our own rap group, we have a album title and about 11 songs to put on it make sure you stay tuned for that, its sure to be a platnium album! what is it with the 2453 award shows that are going on between now and june?? are there that many awards to give out i mean there are the golden globes, VMA's, kids choice, oscars, emmys, grammys, and award shows giving away awards for the best award shows. i mean honestly WHO HAS THE TIME OR INTEREST in this garbage. i would rather watch the water evaporate out of the pool than to sit there and listen to that mess. just give out 1 award for everything at 1 time. that is more than enough, the only reason why most anyone watches it is for some kinda wardrobe malfunction (exposed boobs) or controversy (kayne west dropping the F bomb) thats it. and dont get me started on Brad and Angelina, there are about 15,000 illegitimate kids born every day but do you think they get this kinda publicity? the only reason i would want to see their kid is if he/she has a unicorn horn growing out of their head otherwise im not going to bother. my family is doing well. nothing is changing there, i believe my brother and his wife are getting ready to buy a house, so congratulations are in order to them. and to all of my other friends i miss you lots and i cant wait to see you guys at the wedding. so suffice it to say that the State of the Brock is..........................GRRREAT! Thank you, may God bless you and bless this great country and may God continue to bless Brock.