Colonoscopy = All Clear
well i got the all clear this morning after my brief procedure. it was not as bad as i thought it was going to be. the worst part was that nasty stuff that i had to dring the day before and the IV needle. other than that i dont remember a thing. the dr said all he found was 1 small pollop and he removed it but everything else was ok. i asked them if they video taped it and they said no. and when i was in recovery i farted really loud on the nurse and i looked at her and said "that was a pretty good one wasnt it" she just smiled and said "it sure was". needless to say i wasnt in a sound state of mind. but i guess i am ok, all clear and healthy thank God. oh and since i have spend so much time in the bathroom and sampled numerous brands of TP i have come to the scientific conclusion that White Cloud is the best toilet paper out there, i prefer it to Charmin 2 - 1. thanks for all of your prayers!
the bdt


6 Comments:
LOL!!! BROCK WHAT THE HEC?! You make me laugh and you need to turn on your word verification before the spammers take over!
yeah i was waiting on the word verification thing to see if i got nailed with spam and sure enough i did.
yes there is more to the whole farting story than what i put on here but you get the essence of what happened.
and yeah andrea it was that stuff that you have the 4 laxative pills and then dring that whole bucket of crap in 2 hours just so you can spend the next 6 hours on the can. and believe it or not they got the IV in just 1 try on the top of my right hand.
wohoo all clear baby!
hahaha
a friend of mine had the same procedure done to him and anyways....while on the ride back home, he asked the girl driving him if the doctors had found his g-spot. HAHAHA... he was out of it as well.
glad that you're good.
eww good gosh. why did you have to say "red eye" that is the most disgusting thing i've heard in a week.
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